Question 1

What is The Non-Consensual Cookie Bandit?

Accepted Answer

A satirical web experience that parodies cookie consent popups by "auditing your life" instead of tracking your data. It's a humorous exploration of digital consent culture.

Question 2

Is this actually tracking my cookies?

Accepted Answer

No. Despite the name, we don't actually track cookies in the traditional sense. This is a parody project that uses "cookies" as a metaphor for life decisions.

Question 3

Is the life audit real?

Accepted Answer

The audit is generated for entertainment purposes only. Results are satirical and should not be taken as genuine life advice.

Question 4

Can I play games on this site?

Accepted Answer

Yes! We have several mini-games including the Reject Button Game and Cookie Clicker. More games are being added regularly.

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