Interactive instruments of digital self-assessment. None of them will make you feel better.
Calculate your monetary value to advertisers, data brokers, and surveillance capitalism. Spoiler: it's depressing.
Paste any text to get a slop score. Detects "delve," "landscape," and other crimes against original thought.
Generate increasingly absurd cookie consent banners. Customize guilt level and dark pattern intensity.
Confess your privacy sins. Receive digital absolution. Print your certificate of forgiveness.