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🔒 Sacred Document
The 0-Tracking Manifesto
A paradoxical declaration of anti-surveillance from a website designed to look exactly like surveillance.
We do not track you.
Because we already know enough.
This site collects nothing.
That's what terrifies us.
Your data remains yours.
We wouldn't know what to do with it anyway.
No cookies spy on you here.
Only the existential kind. Those are mandatory.
The Truth
This website genuinely does not track you. No analytics. No cookies. No fingerprinting. The irony is real. The satire hits different when it's actually ethical.
"The best parody of surveillance is refusing to participate in it."
📜 This manifesto is as binding as any other manifesto on the internet.