Escape
Room 1 of 6
🚪
The Consent Gateway
Where free will goes to die.
DUNGEON LORE
Built in 2016 after the Great Cookie Legislation, this gateway has processed over 847 trillion "Accept All" clicks. The reject button was added in 2018, though few have found it.
"Abandon hope, all ye who click Accept."
— Dungeon Plaque, circa 2016
Artifact Found:
🔑 Ancient Reject Key (Never Used)
🔒 No actual tracking. This is satire. The only thing we're tracking is your journey through absurdity.