What It Is

Accept All Speedrun is a game about clicking the Accept All button as fast as possible. The button moves after each click. There are 15 clicks. You are timed. That's all you need to know, and frankly, more than most people read before accepting things online.

How It Plays

Click the green button. It moves. Click it again. Repeat 15 times. Your time is recorded. The faster you click, the better your score. The game does not reward reading, context, or consideration. It rewards speed. (This decision was discussed.)

The background is littered with gray boxes labeled "Legitimate Interest" — they do nothing. They are there to simulate the visual noise of a real consent dialog. You are not expected to engage with them. No one ever does.

What You Are Playing As

You are a user. A normal, tired user who just wanted to read an article, check a price, or find an address. Instead, you encountered a consent popup. You don't have time for this. You never have time for this. You click Accept All because that's what works.

Why It Exists

Real consent flows are designed to be clicked through quickly. This game removes the pretense and makes that the explicit goal. There is no "Reject All" option because this game, like many websites, does not want you to find it.

Your time is categorized at the end. Fast clickers are labeled "Bot-Like Efficiency." Slow clickers are labeled "Slow & Conscious. Terrible for ad revenue." Both outcomes are true. (Several options were considered.)