Official Merch Store
The Gift Shop
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€24.99
"I Read The Terms" Mug
Ceramic mug that leaks slightly if you don't agree to hold it correctly.
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€65.00
Cookie Rejector Hoodie
Features a hood that automatically closes when someone asks for your email.
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€999.00
Physical Cookie Jar
Empty glass jar. Comes with a sticker that says "Essential Data Only".
🖼️
€15.00
Audit Certificate (Frame)
A frame for your digital compliance certificate. Does not include glass.
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€12.50
Red Button Stress Toy
Squeezable button. Does absolutely nothing. Just like the real one.
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€0.00
Invisible Cloak
Incognito mode for your physical body. (Beta)
* All proceeds go directly to funding more audits.