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The Bureau translates Spotify's terms of service into plain language. You gave them permission to do a lot of things with your listening habits. More than you think.

The Bureau translates Uber's terms of service. You agreed to ride in a stranger's car and also waive most of your legal rights. One of these things you knew about.

The Bureau translates TikTok's terms of service into plain language. You agreed to more biometric data collection than you probably intended. The Bureau has the clause numbers.

The Bureau translates Discord's terms of service. The platform your friend group uses to coordinate everything is reading those messages. The Bureau has the relevant clause.

The Bureau translates Zoom's terms of service. The video calls you took during the pandemic and every meeting since have been subject to these terms. The Bureau found some clauses.

The Bureau translates Adobe's terms of service. The creative work you stored in Adobe's cloud is subject to some interesting licensing. The Bureau has the specifics.

The Bureau translates Instagram's terms of service. Everything you have posted since 2010 is covered by a license you agreed to without reading. The Bureau found the clause.

The Bureau translates OpenAI's terms of service for ChatGPT. The thoughts you typed into the chatbox are training data. The Bureau found the relevant clause.